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Fabrication (fab’ri-ca’tion)

1. To make, construct, etc.; manufacture 2. To make up a story, lie, etc.; invent. 3. To take everything you have ever learned and a pile of materials from every corner of the periodic table, and weld, pound, screw, glue, sew, tie, wire and fiberglass them all together into a shape that looks nothing like any of the individual elements, slap on a coat of paint and several thousand stamps, get your picture taken standing next to it glowing with pride, and push it out the door.

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It might sound easy, but it takes a lot of effort to pull this off. That’s why we’ve divided ourselves into battalions of specialists, each with its own skilled leader. We’re planning to take over Canada one day, but for now…

                        . . . we make cool stuff.